| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
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