| Acronym | Meaning |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |