| Acronym | Meaning |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |