| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
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