| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
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