| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
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