| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
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