| Acronym | Meaning |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |