| Acronym | Meaning |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |