| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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