| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
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