| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |