| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
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