| Acronym | Meaning |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |