| Acronym | Meaning |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |