| Acronym | Meaning |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |