| Acronym | Meaning |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |