| Acronym | Meaning |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |