| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
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