| Acronym | Meaning |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |