| Acronym | Meaning |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |