| Acronym | Meaning |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |