| Acronym | Meaning |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |