| Acronym | Meaning |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |