| Acronym | Meaning |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |