| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
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