| Acronym | Meaning |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |