| Acronym | Meaning |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |