| Acronym | Meaning |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |