| Acronym | Meaning |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |