| Acronym | Meaning |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |