| Acronym | Meaning |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |