| Acronym | Meaning |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |