| Acronym | Meaning |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |