| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
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