| Acronym | Meaning |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |