| Acronym | Meaning |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |