| Acronym | Meaning |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |