| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
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