| Acronym | Meaning |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |