| Acronym | Meaning |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |