| Acronym | Meaning |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |