| Acronym | Meaning |
 | D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
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