| Acronym | Meaning |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |