| Acronym | Meaning |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |