| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
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