| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
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