| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
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