| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
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