| Acronym | Meaning |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |